I received this message today on collarme. Yah yah I know I should just delete this account. I never log in so I sort dismissed the need to... anyway, when messages like the following pop up, I see it as a mass learning experience. See the following:
Miss,
I'm a sub looking to find the right one to give myself to. I always strive to do everything I can to please the one I am serving. I can be a personal attendant, errand boy, maid, furniture, or anything else my Mistress might need. My limits are few and far between, as I believe the property of the one I am serving belongs to them, and they should decide what is done with me.
I especially enjoy giving myself up to strong, powerful, demanding women who know exactly what they want. If you think you might have any sort of use for me, I'd be honored to hear back from you.
In the first in this series of posts I discussed the generic emails that I have received in the past and the casting of wide nets. This is a prime example of one of these letters. Note that this person made absolutely no mention of anything in my profile, offered no distinguishing information to make it clear his interest was in me, and spoke in as broad and general terms as possible. He clearly is fishing.
While I understand that it would take a lot of time to write an individualized letter for someone that may never respond, it seems like your chances of getting a response should increase significantly if you did. I'd like to think that women are smart enough to see through this. Maybe I'm wrong since men still continue to do this.
This actually reminds me of the man that goes around the bar or party asking each woman if she will have sex with him. While he may get slapped a lot, he must succeed often enough that he continues the tactic....
So perhaps my plead here has to start with the ladies. Gals, please do not respond to this type of email no matter what he promises you. A guy willing to send out this type of garbage email is does not and will never value you. Have a bit more dignity than to honor this douchecanoe with more your time than he deserves. He's out to use someone to have his fantasies fulfilled, nothing more.
If you haven't already, please answer a few questions for me.
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Thank you for this. This is the kind of thing that really gets on my nerves and destroys the integrity of the rest of us men. So once again, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I must admit, I am very impressed with your usage of the worn hubris. Its one of my favorites, and sadly part of a dying breed.
If you could, would you send me some of your favorite rants? I would greatly appreciate it.
stephen_bridgland@hotmail.com